Ciaccio and Chan figure out that contract killers might not be as suave and talented as they are in the movies.

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Wherein Dave smokes a joint and reheat some chicken and potatoes, then make crescent rolls, eggs and gravy.

Wherein Dave smokes a roach and makes
a sweet Mixed Berry Crepe and a savory Sausage, Mushroom, Zucchini and Cheese Crepe.

Wherein Dave smokes a bowl and makes biscuits and gravy with hash browns and for some reason NO EGGS??

Wherein Dave smokes a bowl and makes Eggs Benedict with ham and homemade Hollandaise Sauce, tré riche!

Wherein Dave smokes a bowl and finishes a burrito 12 hours later.

Wherein Dave smokes a hand-rolled joint and attempt to finish a Breakfast Burrito on a TIGHT DEADLINE. Will he succeed?

Ciaccio and Chan explain the latest advance in hot fusion, a tiny bit of energy!

Ciaccio and Chan take a look at the relationship between porn addiction and religious beliefs. For more on this story look up Case Western Porn Study....